'If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being'

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[triangles-dont-do-art]

It’s monday

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

[amateur-forklift-driver]

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

[processintegrated]

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[beetledrink]

she’s kinda That Bitch

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

For no other reason than just because, here’s a list of my favourite smells:

- tea

- vanilla

- paper

- lime flavoured sparkling water (specifically once it’s gone flat)

- bread

- peppermint oil

- lemon

- wood that has had a laser used on it

- lavender (long story behind this one; I used to despise it, now I like it)

- the salt from the bag of salted pistachios

- water-based ink

- my grandma’s laundry detergent

- ponderosa pine

- rosewater

- coins with at least 60% copper

- clover

- caramelised sugar

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[guerrillatech]

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[arabela-deactivated20220216]

love really is just "i am thinking of you. i will ask you if you are okay. i remember your favorite flavor of tea. i want to talk to you. i hope your mother is well. i will read to you. i like your laugh. this perfume gives you a headache. i want to help you. i will sit next to you. i got you the chocolate you like. your eyes have gold in them. i think you'd like this book. i miss you when you aren't here." isn't it

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

New glasses headache time

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[rrat-king]

i love you canon aro adaine so so much <33

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

I don’t know how to feel re-realising one of my favourite textures is actually compressed mold

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[voltaspistol]

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

Ha, I’m going to be different and make a non-paladin character for once!

*dice-rolling noises, pencil scribbling, sounds of pages flipping back and forth, aggressive mouse clicking noises*

Oh.

Oh no.

It’s another paladin.

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

brennan lee mulligan game changer prompt energy

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[itsheckinwes]

Told some shitty armchair diagnoser on reddit to come back with a medical degree and a fucking warrant

[aimie-academie]

Thank you for your service

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[homunculus-argument]

There's heart failure, liver failure, kidney failure, all kinds of organ failures, but you know what's great? There's one organ that almost never unexpectedly fails: the biggest one. Your skin.

Imagine if you could just randomly suffer skin failure. If your skin could just fucking slouch off and drop to the floor.

[aimie-academie]

Guess what- you can have skin failure! I know because I have it

TW: semi-graphic discussions in tags

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[mediamuse]

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

[k8rgrl]

Lesbian nature adventure lets fucking go

[aimie-academie]

Portals???

['If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being']

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[crayonsquadlilac]

Just had to draw this one

[myhamartiaishubris]

@say-hi-intrepid-heroes Sam Black core